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Saturday, January 31

"i need a soup spoon...
rule seventeen: dont turn your back on bears, men you have wronged or the dominent turkey during mating season.
there are fourty rules all Schrute boys must learn before the age of five.
learn your rules, you better learn your rules
if you dont you'll be eaten in your sleep!
roachg!" (chomping sound)

-Dwight K. Schrute.
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