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Monday, December 8

joan and bob, suze was the beom

me: he never wrote anything nice for her
he gave her cig butts and empty coffee cups with sticky notes saying more bitch
hahahahaha im actually laughing EXTREMELY hard at my own joke with moses

him: 11 11

me:
JOAN : "your my boyfriend right?"
BD: "YE WTVR HOE! get me some coffee you slut"

him: hah

me:
JOAN : "arent you gunna write me a -"
BD: " NO BITCH! one more cup of coffee for the road, pack my suitcase you fkn dyke, im OUTTA HERE, i gotta find some way to feel like a million BUCKS!"

him: oh wow.
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